luni, 7 februarie 2011

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[Saturday]


Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.


Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa
Satului and other 24 people like this)


Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion
like this)


[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is
actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie


attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually
attending]


Ion is now single.


Ion was invited to join group "Beţivanii satului"


Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beţie la crâşmă".
(Crâşmarul likes this)


Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat"


Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie's Wall


Mărie finished attending Vasile.


Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine
să merg la biserică"


Vasile commented to Mărie's status "Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate
duminica viitoare"




[Sunday]


Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminică" (Popa
satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)


Beţivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminică" because of it's
interference with the event "Beţia de duminică" (The Devil 666 Satana
likes this)


Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and
Clopotaru' like this)




[Monday]


Mărie set her status to: "La spovedit..."


Ion commented on Mărie's status: "Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?"


Mărie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane că eşti prost"


Popa satului also commented on Mărie's status:" :)) :))" (Primarul
satului likes this..)


Vaca lu' Mărie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."


Mărie commented to Vaca lu' Mărie status: "Ioi ce proastă îs, am uitat
să te mulg. După spovedit vin şi la tine. Paşte până atunci" (Vaca lu'
Mărie likes this.)


Primarul satului added "şpagă" and "corruption" to his activities
(Popa satului likes this)


Şefu de Post set his status to: "La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul"


Primarul satului is now attending "Puşcăria".(Bebiţă săpunaru' and all
his friends like this)




[Tuesday]


Mărie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasă", so fuck off"


Vaca lu' Mărie exploded. (Ion likes this)


Mărie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mă
omoară tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă"


Popa satului also commented: "super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna
asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)


Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa porno
and Părintele Iosif like this)


Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship


and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)




[Wednesday]


Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului
like this; Beţivii satului dislike this)


Tata lu Mărie posted on Mărie's Wall: "Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor"


Tata lu Mărie killed Mărie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile
and other 25 people dislike this)


Tata lu Mărie is now attending "Puşcăria" along with Primarul Satului


Mărie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam
Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)


Vaca lu' Mărie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

4 comentarii:

Ioana spunea...

tare adaptare :)))

Roxana spunea...
Acest comentariu a fost eliminat de autor.
Roxana spunea...

...foarte, foarte dragut blog-ul...minunate povestioarele...

silvia.colfescu spunea...

Merci...
:-)))